HUGE UPDATE: Please read THIS POST before reading the review.
This review was prepared in October, 2014, and additional information that is vital toward "getting a better feel" for what I'm about to say in the review, was subsequently released.
Please read this information - and then enjoy the review!
Disney’s Tale Spin:
Volume 3
(Released: August 27, 2013 by Walt
Disney Studios Home Entertainment)
Another looong DVD
Review by Joe Torcivia
Summary: A long-awaited release totally mishandled
by Disney!
DISNEY’S TALE SPIN was one of the greatest – arguably, THE
greatest, in terms of sheer quality – Disney animated series to come out of
that “New Golden Age of Television Animation” that began in 1987 with DISNEY’S
DUCKTALES and, to one (small, and getting smaller every day) extent or another,
continues today nearly a decade and a half into the 21 st century.
Repurposing characters from Walt Disney Productions “The
Jungle Book” (1967), Baloo the Bear, King Louie, and Shere Khan, into a
quasi-1939-1940 modernist existence, TALE SPIN added such memorable creations
as brave young lad Kit Cloudkicker, boss-lady Rebecca Cunnimgham and her pre-school
daughter Molly, dread air-pirate Don Karnage, and Soviet-functionary parody
Col. Spigot to form a wonderful mix of personalities.
The adventures center on Baloo’s position as a rather
competent, but lax, commercial cargo hauler for the air-delivery firm “Higher For Hire”, in service to the
sometimes-sensible, sometimes-meddlesome Ms. Cunningham. With (12-13 year old?) orphan cub Kit
Cloudkicker in the navigator’s seat, Baloo takes off from his base in the land
of “Cape Suzette” for (often inadvertent) adventures, in his pontoon-plane “The
Sea Duck”, across the limitless skies of Walt Disney Television Animation,
circa 1990.
You can read a small bit on TALE SPIN’s part in the
changing television animation landscape, within THIS POST on Warner Bros.
TAZ-MANIA.
Two DVD volumes of TALE SPIN were released, 2006 (27
episodes) and 2007 (27 episodes), leaving the remaining 11 (!) episodes, of the
original 65, unreleased until 2013. Prior
to this final release, I’d long since given up on the possibility of a complete
authorized DVD run of TALE SPIN, as I’m certain most of its fans did. I enjoyed that which I had, and moved on to
other series.
But, miracles sometimes happen, as it did for ANIMANIACS
after a similarly long hiatus.
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We waited and we waited, but we finally got it! |
However, unlike Warner’s (satisfactory, albeit overdue) handling
of ANIMANIACS, Disney chose to release TALE SPIN Volume 3, not through regular
retail channels, but via its exclusive Disney Movie Club – which required user
registration and heaven only knows what else.
I wanted no part of such a situation, and decided to pass.
Ultimately, I found a price from a “third party /
fulfilled by Amazon.com” that was at my extreme upper limit of what I felt was
an acceptable premium price to pay for an item I SOULD have been able to easily
purchase at Best Buy (where my earlier volumes of TALE SPIN were from), or at
the usually discounted retail price at Amazon.
So, about 10 months after release, I finally took the plunge.
As is our custom in these reviews, we’ll break it into CONS
and PROS.
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...Or, would that be KHAN's and PROSE! |
The CONS:
DISNEY!
(PERIOD!) See Demerit Subsets
below:
Disney-Demerit Subset 1: Episode Distribution:
27 episodes in Volume One, 27 episodes in Volume Two… and
only 11 left hanging in limbo?
Really? Couldn’t the distribution
be somewhat more even, whether over two or three volumes?
Disney-Demerit Subset 2: Release Schedule:
And, for those remaining 11 episodes, we had to wait SIX
YEARS?!
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SIX YEARS? Aw, C'mon! |
Disney-Demerit Subset 3: Needlessly (nay, Inexplicably)
Limited Distribution:
And, for those remaining 11 episodes, and those SIX YEARS,
what do we get?!
We get a release that we can’t buy at a *$%@@$$**in’ reasonable price, from mainstream retailers! THAT’S WHAT WE GET!
Noooo! We have to
register ourselves with the Disney Machine – or pay a third party premium – for
the privilege of possessing these last 11 episodes!
If TALE SPIN is not deemed by the Disney Gods as a property
significant enough for a standard retail release, then why not go the MOD
(Manufactured On Demand) route, as Warner Bros. routinely does with their
Warner Archive Collection, or as FOX has done with the final two seasons of THE
CLEVELAND SHOW and has now done for the remaining volumes of AMERICAN DAD.
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If it's good enough for ROGER... |
That way, everyone could obtain TALE SPIN Volume 3 – and do
so at an acceptable retail price, and with no commitment to any “Private Movie
Club”!
Besides, and follow this logic, if TALE SPIN is considered
so insignificant a draw that six years pass without that final release… exactly
HOW MANY NAMES, and how much personal marketing data, does the Disney Movie
Club expect to gain by offering TALE SPIN this way?
It sure didn’t draw ME into their web! However, I would have happily have
participated in a “no-commitment / open
to all” enterprise similar to The Warner Archive Collection – through which
Disney could have tracked my purchasing habits, as Warner presumably does via
my regular transactions with the WAC.
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No CLUB required! |
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Club - BAD! No Club - GOOD! Just ask Fred! |
All this does is leave a bad taste in the mouths of whatever
remaining fans TALE SPIN has. …Oh, but you already know that from reading
this!
Disney-Demerit Subset 4: Cheap Looking Packaging:
I’m probably piling-on here, but look at the first two
volumes of TALE SPIN vs. Volume 3.
Inferior.
Disney-Demerit Subset 5: No List of Episodes ON or INSIDE
the Packaging:
I’m NOT piling-on here.
Okay, so there are only 11 episodes, but could Disney not LIST them
somewhere as part of the package? Nope,
you have to engage a disc just to know what you've got, and what disc (of the
two-disc set) it’s on!
As for me, I resorted to DOING THIS with an Index Card,
which I tucked away inside the case to serve as my episode listing for this set.
Come now, did I really need to do this? …REALLY?
Disney-Demerit Subset 6: Episode Distribution Among the Two
Discs.
Okay, yeah… This IS piling-on, but wouldn’t you find it just
a little “off” to have the first
SEVEN of those 11 episodes on Disc One, and only FOUR on Disc Two? Especially, if the “extra room” left on Disc
Two was not reserved for Special Features?
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Yep! Only FOUR episodes on Disc Two! |
Disney-Demerit Subset 7: No Special Features:
I shouldn’t even list this, because no Disney Afternoon
animated series DVD set has ever had Special Features. But, I must ask, WHY NOT? TALE SPIN was a notable player in the
“Television Animation Renaissance” – but if DUCKTALES (which STARTED the whole
movement) never included any Special Features in its (still incomplete) DVD
sets, why should I even ask about TALE SPIN?
…Don’t look now, but I
think we’ve hit a new high number of CONS for these reviews!
...Or, would that be a "new high number of..."
NO! Even I won't do that joke TWICE!
The PROS:
There’s only one “PRO” here, and it’s…
The Episodes (All 11 of them, rated by Number of stars):
“Destiny Rides Again”
****
Baloo and Kit make a delivery to a land of ancient culture, where
an old female soothsayer declares that it is Baloo’s “destiny” to find and
destroy an ancient artifact that, in the wrong hands, could annihilate the
soothsayer’s tiny village.
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For... SOOTH! |
Per the prophecy, a series of events sucks Baloo
into the foretold adventure, making a believer out of Kit.
The aforementioned “wrong hands”, are those of “El Gato” a Jim Cummings-voiced adversary
(coming across as a combo of “Fat Cat” of CHIP ‘N’ DALE’S RESCUE RANGERS and
the creepy “El Capitan” from the DUCKTALES pilot “Treasure of the Golden
Suns”), out to claim the artifact and destroy the village!
“Baloo! It’s a
TEMPLE… It REALLY IS your destiny!”
“No, I’d say this is nature’s plan to REALLY RUIN my
weekend!”
“Mach One for the Gipper” ****
Celebrated heroic pilot, insufferable egotist, and annoying
acquaintance of Baloo, Ace London, is charged with safeguarding the TALE SPIN
world’s first ever JET ENGINE! A
game-changing breakthrough, in that world of prop planes! The resulting mayhem, when the crated
engineering marvel is mixed up with Baloo’s intended delivery of a crate of
pickles, finds Baloo pursued by both Ace London’s sky forces and Don Karnage’s
air pirates. Kit is not in this
episode.
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Ace... Who should BE in a hole! |
The late Phil Hartman guest-voices the incredibly
aggravating Ace London in like fashion to a strikingly similar character who
would slink onto the animated stage at the end of the decade – “Zapp Brannigan”
of Matt Groening’s FUTURAMA (1999-2013).
Zapp Brannigan was voiced by FUTURAMA star Billy West, but in a way that
evokes Hartman to the degree that I’ve always felt that Hartman (a regular
voice on THE SIMPSONS) would have been cast as Brannigan, had he not passed
away in 1998. …And, in one of those
great coincidences, FUTURAMA was also centered upon the exploits of an
air-delivery service, its staff, and crew.
The past and future of air freight!
THIS is the FUTURE?!
“You know Ace London?”
“Enough to wish I didn’t!”
“Stuck on You”
***
During a physical altercation, Baloo and Don Karnage become
stuck together, after getting doused with a super glue! The adversaries form a pact of truce during
their forced togetherness, and go to extraordinary lengths to conceal their
predicament from both the staff at “Higher for Hire” and Karnage’s band of
pirates (presumably for fear of embarrassment).
Written by Len Uhley (perhaps the Disney Afternoon’s best
individual writer), I should really like this one A LOT LESS than I do,
considering that the pair are “bonded” by glue that appears to be only on
Baloo’s flight jacket and Don Karnage’s long coat – and, I must note, no glue
seems to be on THEIR ACTUAL PERSONS – therefore, all they should have to do is
REMOVE THOSE GARMENTS and go their separate ways! Their respective modesty can’t be THAT
GREAT! But the interplay between Ed Gilbert and Jim
Cummings (as Baloo and Karnage) manages to overcome even that monumental
flaw!
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C'mon! It's just your CLOTHES, guys! |
Pirates Mad Dog and Dumptruck appear throughout the episode,
but are silent, likely saving on the use of voice artists Charlie Adler and
Chuck McCann for the outing. Kit is also
not in this episode.
“Don Karnage? You’re
ALIVE?”
“Oh, jess! Very much
so! And, I’m HANDSOME, too!”
“The Sound and the Furry” ***
“Crazy Edie” (an apparent name-parody of 1970s and ‘80s New
York electronics retailer “Crazy Eddie”) controls a quartet of cute little
gremlin-like beings that “go nuts” at the sound of an electronic tuning fork,
and furtively sabotage aircraft engines while under the aural influence.
She then charges unwitting pilots a premium
to repair the damages her captives cause.
Her next stop is an air show in which Baloo is a participant, and where
the bear is unjustly blamed for the damages to the other pilots’ planes – and
finds himself confronted by an angry aviator mob. Kit is not in this episode either.
“Let’s TAR AND FEATHER ‘im!”
“We don’t have any TAR… and we don’t have any
FEATHERS!”
“We got AIRPLANE GREASE and SPOONS!” (Joe’s Note: “Spoons”? Why Spoons?)
“The Ransom of Red Chimp” ** ½
Begins with an actual TITLE CARD! Louie’s (who is no longer “King Louie”, but
just plain “Innkeeper Louie”) Aunt Louise – a wild and crazy party animal of a stunt
pilot drops in for a havoc-wreaking visit, and is kidnapped and held for ransom
by Don Karnage.
As the parody title
suggests, Karnage gets far more than he reckoned for. A fun episode to be sure, but it loses points
for relying too heavily on that “lustful
female vigorously pursues fleeing male object of her desires” thing that
Tex Avery did so well in MGM’s “Swing Shift Cinderella” (1945) and was seen in other, lesser-known cartoons like
Paramount’s “Possum Pearl” (1957) and
the Walter Lantz Woody Woodpecker cartoon “Red Riding Hoodlum” (also 1957).
…Then again, maybe I should GIVE it points for doing that
stuff in a Disney TV cartoon!
Great Bit: The pirates Mad Dog, Dumptruck, and Gibber
pretend to put up a fight against Baloo and Louie. Louie swings with a fist and misses, but all
three go down! No Kit, yet again!
“We have kidnapped your Aunt Louise! I know… amazing, but true!”
“The Road to Macadamia” (Special FIVE STAR
designation!)
“Here we are at last, on the road to Macadamia!”
“That sounds suspiciously like a SONG CUE to me!”
“Is that a REQUEST?”
“No, I was warnin’ the camels so they could COVER THEIR
EARS!”
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Do they HOPE to CROSBY that bridge when they come to it? ...Or, was that joke a "bridge" too far? |
Legend has it that, before Rebecca, Molly, and the
still-AWOL Kit, the original concept for TALE SPIN was Baloo and (King) Louie
as a sort of “Hope and Crosby, and their adventures in traveling the
globe”. If ever there was evidence to
support this, “The Road to Macadamia” is IT, right down to the title!
In the desert kingdom of Macadamia, Baloo is out to collect
192.12 for an air freight delivery, and Louie is along to pick up ten sacks of
nuts for his restaurant. Instead, they
wind up in the thick of helping a princess foil a plot by the evil “Chancellor
Trample” to usurp the throne of Macadamia from her unwitting father, the King –
with the pair spending the bulk of the episode in the guise of phony shtick-spouting
fortune-tellers.
HIGHLIGHTS: After repeated physical expulsions from the
walled kingdom, Baloo and Louie finally “burrow” their way in a la Bugs Bunny, complete
with the requisite trail of “upturned earth” marking their path! And, in his frustration, the Michael
Rye-voiced Chancellor Trample slips into “Joe Besser Mode” when ordering his
minions against Baloo and Louie:
“Go! Give them SUCH A
PINCH!”
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TALE SPIN’s trademark multi-species cast is on full display
with Baloo and Louie (Bear and Orangutan), Chancellor Trample a vulture (natch)
with huge rhino guards, the king is a goofy looking rabbit (with Howard Morris’
“Ed Wynn-esque” Genie voice of from DUCKTALES’ “Master of the Djinni” 1987),
and the princess a (figurative and literal) fox. (Let’s not worry about how a
rabbit fathers a fox!) There was also a
running gag of ravenous weasel-subjects running around in pursuit of a chicken.
At the end, Baloo and Louie are presented with a chest containing
a reward for their heroic deeds. Safely
aloft, they open the chest to find the 192.12 Baloo is owed for the delivery
and Louie’s ten sacks of nuts. They
stare at each other momentarily…
“Wanna go back to Macadamia?”
“No, I’ve had my fill of those nuts!”
Pause for a beat, as the Sea Duck flies off into the
sunset.
“We goin’ out on that joke?”
“Looks like it!”
All in all, a GREAT FUN ROMP that makes you wonder what TALE
SPIN would have been like, had the series adhered to its alleged original
direction! Oh, and need I say this outstanding
episode was written by Len Uhley?
Poisonous Cobra: "HISSSS!"
“Can’t you charm a snake with MUSIC?”
“Yeah, I’ll SING!”
“I’ll take my chances with the SNAKE!”
Digression: Thus far,
we have FIVE straight episodes of TALE SPIN, inexplicably sans Kit
Cloudkicker! Two famous fictional
characters were observed to be having a conversation on this very topic. Let’s listen in, shall we?
“Tell me, Watson… In your estimation, what seems to be unusual
about these five consecutive TALE SPIN episodes?”
“No KIT, Sherlock!”
(Sorry about that… Let’s move on!)
“Your Baloo’s in the Mail”
**
Okay, Kit’s back (and Molly, too), so all’s right with the
world! (…So, why does this episode rate only Two Stars? Keep reading!)
Rebecca wins a 100-thousand dollar sweepstakes, but the
ticket must be received by mail at the sweepstakes office before 8 AM the next
day. She gives Baloo a 20 dollar bill
and asks him to mail the envelope S.S.T.I.S.D.D. That’s “Super Speed Triple Insured Same Day
Delivery” at 17.50 a pop. Told he can
keep he change (…but NOT told of the errand’s importance), Baloo stops for some
“pop” and tons of burgers and fries too, leaving only 2 cents to mail the
precious cargo 18 th class!
Once he
learns the truth, he and Kit go through heck – and as much “tampering with the
mails” as they can get away with – to get it there on time. Fun, but (unlike the last episode) very
predictable, to the point where it’s the kind of thing that Hanna-Barbera would
have done “thirty years before” this almost quarter-century old episode. 30 PLUS 25?
That’s a LOT of predictability!
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The Mail Must Go Through... SLOWLY! |
Oh, and how many times do you think the actors, charged with
the difficult task of rapidly and repeatedly saying “S.S.T.I.S.D.D.”
(purposely, or otherwise) ended that mouthful with “S.T.D.”? Sorry, again…
“Gosh, you know… that envelope looks familiar!”
“Oh, man, look at the time!
Sorry, Becky, gotta go! MOOSE SEASON, you know! Gotta be up early to catch us a CHOCOLATE
one!”
“Paradise Lost” (Another Special FIVE STAR
designation!)
Baloo and Wildcat fly to adventure with the shifty
“O’Roarke”, a big bull of a safari guide who leads them to a remote section of
the “Mogabi Desert”. In this land of
legend is said to exist “…a lost paradise, 100 million years old, suspended in
time in the desert sands.”
“Once every 100 years, at dawn”, exults O’Roarke, “ a door
opens in the desert. Through this door
pours ancient water from deep in the earth!”
Demonstrating his claim with a small quantity of the special
water he somehow acquired, he pours the liquid onto a small bagful of sand… and
a “mini-jungle”, complete with “equally mini-dinosaur life” grows from the sand,
before Baloo and Wildcat’s eyes!
“What would tourists pay to see a full-size version of THAT,
eh? Plenty!”
Unknown to our heroes, O’Roarke’s anxiously waiting
“tourists” are actually HUNTERS, looking to bag a unique trophy for the
ages!
An intriguing and fantasy-laden plot, is further livened by
unusually good backgrounds! We
even see the Sea Duck’s wheeled landing gear engage. Didn’t see that too often!
Finally, for those who have read Disney Comics’ MICKEY MOUSE
ADVENTURES # 4, 17, and 18, imagine if, instead of O’Roarke, the episode used
Wiley Wildbeest! The episode and the
comics appeared around the same general time period, and that would have made
for some really great “Disney synergy”!
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...And here Wiley Wildbeest even hunted dinosaurs! |
“I didn’t join up with you to help these critters go extinct
AGAIN!”
“The Incredible Shrinking Molly” **** (Yes, really!)
It is to TALE SPIN’s great credit that it took until Episode
63 of 65 for the dreaded and inevitable “Shrink Your Characters” trope to
manifest itself. And, to its equal
credit, that it turned out as unexpectedly good as it did! I’ll confess, I feared
watching this one, on its unoriginal title alone! Was I ever wrong!
We open with Baloo, Kit, Rebecca, and Molly in a movie
theatre watching a nicely executed parody of / tribute to Universal’s 1932
classic horror film “Frankenstein”, which prompts Molly to “see mad doctors”
everywhere. Funny thing is, she’s RIGHT…
about the occupant of the heretofore unseen large gothic-style building
directly across from “Higher-For-Hire”!
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It's ALIVE! |
“Dr. Zibaldo” is a wonderfully characterized hyperactive fox
of a “mad doctor”, voiced by Dan Castellaneta, who is clearly “trying-out” the
zany-insane voice that would soon attach itself to DARKWING DUCK villain
“Megavolt”. Oh, and need I say he
accidently shrinks the curious Molly, and the other um… “three bears” work with
him to get Molly back to home and hearth!
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Rebecca and the great Dr. Zibaldo. |
Forget the “shrinking-stuff”, Zibaldo is the true star of
this episode and the best reason to watch it over and over again. Too bad he didn’t debut until there were only
TWO episodes left to air. He would have
been a great addition to the cast!
“How can you think of FOOD, at a time like THIS?!”
“Beats SHMOOSHING shrunken little girls, doesn’t it?”
“Bygones” ****
Baloo shares an adventure with the hero of his favorite
comic book; the time-displaced “Rick Sky and his Squadron of Seven” (READ: The
Blackhawks), in which he picks up Commander Sky from a vast body of water,
while evading Don Karnage and the Air Pirates in a fierce rain storm.
SKY: “Last I
remember, my men and I were hauling a shipment of SILVER for the WAR
EFFORT…Then we ran into this blasted snowstorm!”
BALOO: “War? What war?”
SKY: “The GREAT
WAR. Surely, you’ve heard of it. Made all the papers.”
BALOO: “Uh, the Great War ended twenty years ago!”
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Rick Sky |
But the “Ronald-Coleman-esque” Rick Sky was frozen in time
in an ice mass, not unlike Stan Lee’s Silver Age origin for Captain America,
and worse, blamed for the disappearance of the cargo of war-effort silver.
After a few misunderstandings (Don’t ALL heroes have ‘em?)
Baloo, Rick Sky and the now-also-thawed Squadron of Seven recover the silver
and defeat Karnage. Realizing they have
no place in “modern world”, and for the sake of a tidy ending, Sky and the
Squadron head off… “Out there, somewhere”!
Baloo reads from his comic book at episode’s end:
“…And when it was over, the Squadron of Seven flew off,
never forgetting the LONE PILOT who helped them recover the treasure, and their
HONOR.” -- and the final panel of that
comic now pictures Baloo’s plane, “The Sea Duck”! WOW!
Twilight Zone, anyone?
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It's also in THIS comic! |
That is exactly what separates TALE SPIN from other cartoons
of its ilk. The ability to deftly
combine mythic (even supernatural) yet somehow believable adventure with comedy,
and do it with well-realized “funny-animal” characters. Even DUCKTALES can’t quite match it in that
“believability” factor.
“Flying Dupes” (Imagine that! A parody title OF a parody title – Laurel and
Hardy’s “Flying Deuces”): *** ½
For the first time in this set, and for the last TALE SPIN
episode ever, we get to enjoy the absurdity of the TS world’s version of the
Soviet Union; “Thembria” – and its Number One Functionary, the excitable,
“original crashing Boar” known as Col. Spigot.
“But, we’re not at war with Thembria!”
“Yes, thanks to our very own Department of International
Relations – and the BRAVE VOLUNTEER PILOT who will FLY TO THEMBRIA and deliver
this PRESENT FOR PEACE!”
Ah, but the “present for peace”, destined for the Thembrian
High Marshall’s new summer home, is a BOMB, and the “Department of
International Relations mission” is a hoax by some rogue Thembrian arms
merchants, looking to profit off the resulting war between Thembria and Cape
Suzette. …Imagine today’s Disney
sanctioning a plot like that, even with a high slapstick quotient!
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Teach me to fly - NOW! |
Baloo’s ruse to fly the package through Thembrian air space involves
providing Col. Spigot with the flying lessons that he suddenly needs, lest he
be exposed as the head of the Thembrian Air Force who achieved said position
via a bureaucratic clerical error.
NICE TOUCH: The
Thembrian equivalent of “Louie’s” is called “Ivan’s”!
“Spigot, you are the only one who has clearance to disturb
me at my summer home – but, don’t, or you’ll be shot!”
Oh, and the AWOL Kit is not in these last two episodes. …Maybe his VOICE changed, and his design did
not!
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"Don't Ever Change", Kit! |
OVERALL:
TALE SPIN may have
been the “most consistently good” (forgive the awkward phrasing) series to come
out of the Walt Disney Television Animation factory. Very few “peaks and valleys”, that other series of all stripes have, but
pretty much a consistent “Three-to-Three-Plus” episode rating throughout the
series.
Disney may have
completely mishandled getting TALE SPIN Volume 3 into the hands of its
awaiting audience, but at least it eventually got there – which is more than I
can say for other series such as DUCKTALES and DARKWING DUCK.
Unhappy as I am with the series of events that led me here
(…and, make no mistake, I REMAIN UNHAPPY over this), I still enjoyed the
episodes immensely… and that may be the ultimate decider.
TALE SPIN Volume 3 is recommended for Disney Afternoon
animation fans, fans of the late-eighties thru nineties animation renaissance
in general, and those that can appreciate and enjoy “all-ages” animation
regardless of era.
It is not recommended for those loathe to join a Disney
“club”, or pay a third-party premium, in order to obtain something that should
be generally available at, or discounted from, retail in stores or via online
merchants.
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Are Baloo's HANDS UP because he's being ROBBED? You decide! |