Wednesday, July 14, 2010

My Steinbrenner Story.

Or… “George Steinbrenner: Flying Tiger”… er, “Yankee”!

Amid the media coverage of the death of New York Yankees principal owner George Steinbrenner, I’ve heard stories and anecdotes from persons in all areas of sports and journalism.

But even a lowly Blogger, IT professional, and (alas, very) part time comic-book writer can have a George Steinbrenner story… and this is mine.

After attending a corporate conference held by the IT consulting firm that employed me in 1999, all the members of our New York office were flying home from Tampa.

Also flying back to New York from Tampa were Yankees General Manager Brian Cashman and George Steinbrenner.


Naturally, Mr. Steinbrenner traveled in First Class and we were all stuffed in the back of the plane. In the terminal waiting area Mr. Steinbrenner was polite and gracious to this pack of New Yorkers – still feeling the high of two Yankees World Series Championships in the last three years.

The flight was the WORST I’d ever been on. Big storms most of the way. The plane moved up and down wildly. We were all scared. Some were sickened.

As the lightning flashed around us, and my body occasionally took to the air (despite being buckled) I mentally flashed to tomorrow’s page one headline:

George Steinbrenner Dies in Plane Crash!”

And, in a tiny corner of page 12, “Entire IT Consulting Office Wiped-Out!”

When the plane landed, George Steinbrenner appeared to be in much better shape than any of us! Sort of the way we imagined he would be!

Hey, I didn’t say it was MUCH of a story… but that’s the closest I ever got to George Steinbrenner. …And the closest I ever got to an airsick bag.

One final note:

When George Steinbrenner died, his Yankees were the reigning World Series Champions, and had the best record in all of Major League Baseball.

That’s exactly how I’d expect he’d want to go!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

R.I.P. George Steinbrenner.

It is with great sadness that we mourn the passing of George M. Steinbrenner III, principal owner of the New York Yankees since 1973.

Mr. Steinbrenner changed the face of New York baseball, New York sports… and the business of sports in general.

His tenacious desire to win would have him stop at nothing to bring the best in baseball to the grateful citizens of New York. It has been my pleasure to be on hand for the seven World Series championships that George Steinbrenner delivered, and the many “near-misses” that would have satisfied the owners (and fans) of most baseball teams – but not George Steinbrenner.

With the passing of legendary Public Address announcer Bob Sheppard days earlier, this has been an unhappy week for Yankee fans.

Rest in peace, Mr. Sheppard and Mr. Steinbrenner!

Monday, July 12, 2010

Comic Book Ads 1959: Giant Flying Plastic Jet!

Or “Boeing, Boeing, -- (Your money’s) Gone!”

Yes, you read correctly…
“Giant Flying Plastic Jet – Now only $1”!

Every now and then, at TIAH Blog, we have to step back and enjoy the absurdity of advertisements that appeared in comic books. This one appeared on the back cover of Harvey Comics’ HOT STUFF THE LITTLE DEVIL # 15 (September, 1959) and, presumably other such comics of the period.

I’ll just let the ad speak for itself:

“Giant Flying Plastic Jet – Now only $1

Yes! Gleaming silver plastic twenty-one inches long! Slashes through the air at 600 scale miles per hour – every second under your complete control!

“So life-like that it even SOUNDS like a real jet! So authentic that Pan-American Airways has authorized it as an Official Model! And now it is yours complete – with nothing else to buy – FOR A PRICE SO LOW THAT UNTIL TODAY IT WAS ENTIRELY IMPOSSIBLE!

“No fuel! No danger! Yet it flies 600 scale miles an hour!

“Simply attach the U-Control Line as we show you to the left wing. Then suspend the model from this control line, and begin to slowly swing it through the air. Before your astonished eyes, you will see one of the most thrilling aerodynamic sights of your entire life!”

OKAY, THAT’S ENTIRELY ENOUGH OF THAT!

The ad goes on for about one-third more of the page but, let’s face it… all this is describing is a PLASTIC GLIDER on a STRING that you swing around over your head in circles… with a WHISTLE attached to (probably poorly) simulate jet engine sounds as the circles go faster and faster. See the passage below:

You can make the engines on your plane scream like fighters at bursts of [All together now] 600 scale miles an hour! You can make them purr softly at cruising speed – hear them roar again as your plane picks up altitude and speed!”

And, all this could be yours for the price of TEN of the ten-cent comic books that ran the ad.

Given a choice, care to guess what I would have done? …And, I’d probably STILL have the comics!


Finally, just what is “600 scale miles an hour”, anyway? …Readers?

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Halfway… er, Home!

At the designated mid-point of the 2010 Major League Baseball season, we find the New York Yankees atop the American League Eastern Division with a record of 56-32 – the best record in Major League Baseball, by the way!

The Tampa Bay Rays are second at 54-34 – 2.0 games back. And arch rival the Boston Red Sox are 51-37 – 5.0 games out.

On the other side of town, the Atlanta Braves lead the National League Eastern Division with a record of 52-36. The New York Mets are second at 48-40 (4.0 games back) and the Philadelphia Phillies are on their heels in third, at 47-40 (4.5 games out).

Not a bad place to be, if you’re a New Yorker like me!

Let’s get the Home Run Derby, All Star Game and the awarding of World Series Home Field Advantage out of the way, and jump into the second half! …Who needs LeBron James!


New York Yankees.56-32
Tampa Bay Rays...54-34 2.0
Boston Red Sox...51-37 5.0

Atlanta Braves.....52-36
New York Mets......48-40 4.0
Philadelphia Phils.47-40 4.5

Friday, July 9, 2010

DVD Review: Citizen Kane: Two-Disc Special Edition


Citizen Kane: Two-Disc Special Edition

(Released: 2001 by Warner Home Video)
Another Looong DVD Review by Joe Torcivia

Rosebud!” The dying word of a rich and powerful man. But what does it mean? The life of “fictional” tycoon and publishing powerhouse Charles Foster Kane is documented legend. But his last word remains a mystery… and one that intrepid reporter Thompson intends to solve.

Thompson travels through Kane’s world of associates, friends, wives, and the like for a new angle on the story every studio’s newsreel is reporting. Kane’s life is revealed in flashback, through these interviews. Our reporter learns much, but remains baffled by the enigmatic word “Rosebud”, as do our cast of characters – until the final image where we, the audience, get the scoop that so eludes Thompson.

Despite breathing Earth’s atmosphere since 1955, I’ve somehow reached this stage of life without ever seeing “Citizen Kane”. I’ve always heard it spoken of as “The Greatest Film of All Time” and now, thanks to the Warner Bros. DVD release Citizen Kane: Two-Disc Special Edition, this life-long curiosity is satisfied.

Oh, to digress, HERE is the story of the "Other DVD" I purchased WITH “Citizen Kane”.

I must say, I loved it! Though I still prefer “Casablanca”, I can easily see WHY it’s been called “The Greatest Film of All Time”. Orson Welles, his daring story of the rise and fall of newspaper tycoon William Randolph Hearst (the basis for “Kane”), and Welles’ troupe of Mercury Players (including Joseph Cotton, Ray Collins – best known as PERRY MASON’s acerbic adversary “Lt. Tragg”, and sixties animation’s “Dick Tracy voice” Everett Sloane) are amazing, especially given that they were not all established “movie stars” at the time!

Speaking strictly for myself, the film benefits from my ability to view it uninterrupted, and in as near pristine a condition as it could possibly be, courtesy of DVD and HD TV.

It also benefits from the fact that the ENDING is well enough known to have become a part of our popular culture and collective consciousness. Armed with this knowledge, I was able to note that the ending was “telegraphed” at least THREE TIMES during the course of the film that I was able to notice. Without an abundance of detailed elaboration these moments were:

Young Kane, playing outside in the Colorado winter.

A comment from Kane to mistress and future wife Susan, as to where Kane was going when they met.

The abrupt stoppage of Kane’s rampage, after Susan left him.

I’ll say no more, just in case others have managed to reach 2010 without seeing the film as well. (I CAN’T be the ONLY ONE, can I?) We try to be as Spoiler-Free as possible at TIAH Blog. And, yes, I feel, in this case, knowing the ending IS a plus, in that I can appreciate “getting there” all the more!

As is our custom in these reviews, we’ll break it into CONS and PROS.


The CONS:

While not nearly as extensive in content as the Warner’s release “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: Two-Disc Special Edition” (See THIS REVIEW), there are NO CONS to this wonderful set! It only pales when compared with the contents of the “Sierra Madre” set, and certain others like it, where Warner REALLY gives the best possible treatment.

The PROS:

The Film: The genius of novice filmmaker Welles.

The Cast: See Above.

Print Quality: Um… If you’ve never seen a film before, can you REALLY say: “It’s never looked better!”? My guess is, that if I HAD seen “Citizen Kane”, even theatrically – but especially on television, this is likely as grand as the film can appear!

Extra Features:

Two Full-Length Commentaries on the film: One by film critic and historian Roger Ebert, and one by director Peter Bogdonovich. Both run the complete 1:59:20 of the film, and both are very informative in their own way.

Bogdonovich, naturally, approaches the material from a director’s perspective, but Ebert is the true fount of information – proving that no one knows the material like a very enthusiastic “fan”. This is evident when hearing both men describe a scene of “changing perspective”, where Kane is seen walking TOWARD and AWAY FROM a series of large windows – his figurative and literal stature changing in this scene as well.

Overall, Ebert actually describes Welles’ processes and the “Deep Focus” techniques of cinematographer Gregg Toland (in which Toland kept BOTH foreground and background in constant focus, rather than shifting focus to the “point of interest”) in greater detail than does Bogdonovich, whom one would presume would have the better perspective.

This is especially notable when one realizes the amazing amount of Hollywood flim-flammery contrived for a film that would seem to have little or nothing in the way of “special effects”.

Other items of note revealed in the commentaries include: Welles breaking an ankle while hurriedly descending a staircase (and continuing the film with the broken ankle), the remarkable “film aging” of Welles as Kane from his 20s to his 70s, and the possible “real-life” meaning of “Rosebud” (Blush!). Ya didn’t get this stuff at the cinema, folks!

Various Items: Stills, storyboards, call sheets, advertising posters, Gallup Polling on audience reaction to “Citizen Kane” by gender, age, population center, and income (signed by George Gallup himself), guest lists at the Hollywood premiere that include “Mr. and Mrs. Bob Hope”, “Ronald Reagan and Jane Wyman”, and “Abbott and Costello” (Didn’t they have dates?), and even a fan letter to RKO that reads as follows:

Do not let go Orson Welles because the rest of your pictures are childish compared to Citizen Kane”!

An RKO Pathe Newsreel (that oddly begins with a close-up of a rooster crowing) on the New York premiere of “Citizen Kane” on May 01, 1941.

Disc Two consists of “The Battle Over Citizen Kane”, a 1996 PBS documentary that was part of the series “The American Experience”.

This is the story of Orson Welles’ struggles in making “Citizen Kane”, and his further struggles in getting it released, while facing pressure and opposition from William Randolph Hearst. Perhaps the “titanic battle” was romanticized a bit, perhaps not. Either way, it is captivating and informative – giving a great sense of the individuals involved and the time in which they operated. It runs for 1:53:20.

Participants include Douglas Fairbanks Jr., Peter Bogdonovich, Robert Wise, Ruth Warrick (the first Mrs. Kane), Richard Alland (reporter Thompson), and Jimmy Breslin – once a reporter for Hearst’s New York Journal American. There are actors, writers, historians and biographers for BOTH Welles and Hearst. A standout is Welles staffer Sam Leve, who punctuates his contributions with plenty of energy and character.

If the presentation of this documentary has one fault, it might be in its absolute faithfulness to the source material. It includes the original “ad” (can we call it that, in reference to PBS?) for Scotts Lawn Products, and concludes with an offer to ORDER A HOME VIDEO CASSETTE of the presentation. No thanks, I own the DVD!

Oddly, the cost of the VHS tape of the documentary alone was 29.95, while the price of the two-disc DVD set with the film and all its extras is 23.99. Who says things aren’t better these days!

Overall:

This is a great film and a great package. It is recommended if you’re sampling “Citizen Kane” for the first time – or seeing it for the hundredth!

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

DVD Review: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: Two-Disc Special Edition


The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: Two-Disc Special Edition

(Released: 2003 by Warner Home Video)


Another Looong DVD Review by Joe Torcivia.


Hey Mister, can you stake a fellow American to a meal?” – Humphrey Bogart as Fred C. Dobbs, in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948), directed by John Huston.

I’m not very well versed in what some call “old movies” and others call “The Golden Age of Hollywood”, but I do enjoy the films of Humphrey Bogart and, with the very notable exception of “Casablanca”, Bogie’s best moments seem to be when he is directed by John Huston.

“The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”, adapted from the book by the mysterious and reclusive author “B. Traven”, is a masterpiece of both characterization and action and, in its gripping drama, superbly illustrates how greed (In this case, the lust for gold!) is the downfall of many a man.

Bogart’s Dobbs is joined on the quest for riches by his more idealistic partner “Curtin”, played by B-movie western actor Tim Holt, and grizzled (yet surprisingly spry) prospector “Howard” masterfully portrayed by Walter Huston – the father of director John Huston. Indeed, Walter Huston actually steals the show from Bogie – no mean feat, that!

I’ll not spoil the picture for anyone who has not yet managed to see it, but I will plainly make the statement that NO ONE should let his or her time on this Earth expire without seeing this cinematic classic at least once!

As is our custom in these reviews, we’ll break it into CONS and PROS.


The CONS:
As incredible as it may seem to the regular readers of my DVD reviews, there are NO CONS to this wonderful set! From the film itself, to the extras, to the packaging and menu navigation, this just may be as perfect a set as can exist.


The PROS:
Let me count the ways…

The Film: Bogart, and the Hustons! ‘Nuff said!

But wait… There’s more! Drama, adventure, conflict. On-location shooting (in the "film" AND "ammunition" sense of the word) in Mexico… Not a common practice of the time. Stark and rugged desert terrain – enhanced by the black-and-white cinematography. Gold. Bandits. Gunfire. Fights. And, as one of the featured commentators put it, “…The metamorphosis of a down-and-out working man into an obsessive, greedy maniac.” It all plays out against the backdrop of Mexico, circa 1925.

It should also be noted that Bogart did not merely swing a pickaxe and unearth fully formed gold nuggets. Instead, John Huston got his characters into the dirty, gritty details of extracting gold from Mother Earth. A labor-intensive practice of separating one dust from another with a sluice was more the order for this trio. Clearly, I cannot vouch for the technical accuracy of the process as depicted but, with John Huston’s fabled adventurous background and eye for perfection, I can’t imagine he faked much of this.

Cast:

Humphrey Bogart as “Fred C. Dobbs”.
Walter Huston as “Howard”.
Tim Holt as “Curtin”.
Bruce Bennett as the unfortunate interloper “Cody”.
Barton McLane (“The Maltese Falcon”, “I Dream of Jeannie”) as “Boss McCormick”.


Alfonso Bedoya as the bandit “Gold Hat” – who achieves pop-cultural immortality by uttering the iconic “Stinkin’ Badges” line!

Cameos: Warner Bros. hottie Ann Sheridan (uncredited) as something they couldn’t say, given the Production Code standards of the day… but let’s just say she “walks” past Dobbs on the “street” and leave it at that. Robert Blake (also uncredited) as the young boy who gets a face-full of water for pestering Dobbs over lottery tickets. John Huston also gets into the anonymous act by portraying the well-to-do American that Bogie repeatedly puts the bite on, with the famous “fellow American” line quoted above.

And, the ultimate “PRO” for The Treasure of the Sierra Madre: Two-Disc Special Edition

Extra Features:
Full-length commentary on the film by Bogart biographer Eric Lax. (2:06) Far from the sort of commentary that is augmented with periods of laughter and/or stretches of silence, Lax fills the time from end to end with background information on Bogart, the Hustons, the other cast members, the mystery of author “B. Traven”, the genesis and production of the film, Jack Warner’s apprehensions, and more fascinating and relevant information than one could ever hope for. By 2003, it was not quite 60 years since the making of “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”, but so much of what is revealed seems as if it’s from a “lost era” that it is important such information is chronicled by Lax and persons like him.

Warner Night at the Movies. Speaking of a “lost era”, Warner expertly reconstructs the movie-going experience of the day as a viewing option for “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”. The film may be viewed as part of the entire program, on its own, or the viewer may pick and choose among the included items. There is also an optional introduction to the program by film historian Leonard Maltin, offering welcome background and perspective to those (like me) who have never experienced such a grand entertainment experience. The program consists of:

· A theatrical trailer for the Humphrey Bogart / Lauren Bacall / Edward G. Robinson / Lionel Barrymore / John Huston film “Key Largo”.

· A Newsreel narrated by announcer Ed Herlihy.

· “So You Want to be a Private Eye”, a “Joe McDokes” comedy short – starring George O’Hanlon (The Jetsons) and announcer Art Gilmore. This short demonstrates the same sensibilities of humor as might be found in such Daffy Duck cartoons as “The Great Piggy Bank Robbery” and “Boston Quackie”.

· A Bugs Bunny cartoon “Hot Cross Bunny” directed by Robert McKimson and written by Warren Foster.

· The film itself. (In all its 2 hours and 6 minutes of glory!) What an experience that must have been! (Sigh!)

Humphrey Bogart Trailer Gallery. Theatrical trailers for the Warner Bros. films of Humphrey Bogart: (Collect ‘em all, folks!)

“The Petrified Forest” (1936)
“Angels with Dirty Faces” (1938)
“The Roaring Twenties” (1939)
“They Drive by Night” (1940)
“High Sierra” (1941)
“The Maltese Falcon” (1941)
“Casablanca” (1942)
“To Have and Have Not” (1944)
“The Big Sleep” (1946)
“Dark Passage” (1947)
“The Treasure of the Sierra Madre” (1948)
“Key Largo” (1948)

Documentary: “Discovering Treasure: The Story of The Treasure of the Sierra Madre” (2003. Length: 49:56) A fine “Making Of” piece, detailing the journey from a book by an author self-shrouded in mystery, to the production itself. Contributors include Martin Scorsese, Leonard Maltin, Robert Osborne, the aforementioned Eric Lax, and Evelyn Keyes (wife of John Huston during the making of “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”).

Documentary: “John Huston: The Man, the Movies, the Maverick” (1988 – clocks in at a whopping 2:08 – longer than “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”! Hosted by Robert Mitchum, with opening text read by Burgess Meredith. The “larger-than-life” life of John Huston, with contributions by Paul Newman, Lauren Bacall (actress and wife of Humphrey Bogart), Evelyn Keyes (actress and then wife of John Huston), Arthur Miller, Michael Caine, Anjelica Huston, and Danny Huston. We get lots of John Huston “…in his own words”. Oddly, he sounds like a cross between columnist George Will and Leonard Nimoy!

Lux Radio Theatre broadcast of April 18, 1949: An audio adaptation of “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”, with Humphrey Bogart and Walter Huston reprising their roles.

“8 Ball Bunny”: A (1950) Bugs Bunny cartoon directed by Chuck Jones and written by Michael Maltese. The classic short in which Bugs Bunny tries to return a lost little penguin to the South Pole – only to find he’s from Hoboken, New Jersey. This cartoon may be best known for its appearances by an animated version of Humphrey Bogart, repeatedly asking Bugs “Pardon me, but could you help out a fellow American who’s down on his luck?”

Chances are, if you were a young ‘un in the sixties or beyond, you knew this cartoon BEFORE knowing of “The Treasure of the Sierra Madre”! I certainly did. I can guess that Bogart’s ACTUAL line from the film (about “staking a fellow American to a meal”) was not used in the cartoon in order to set up Bugs’ wild-eyed retort to Bogart at the end (“…Can YOU help a fellow American who’s down on HIS luck?”), resulting in the irony of the animated Bogie’s variant line being perhaps better known than the “real” Bogie’s “honest-to-Huston” line.

Additional Extras: Cast and Crew credits. Awards received by the film (lead by three 1948 Oscars!) Photos. Storyboards. Publicity materials and more.

Overall:
I’m not at all sure how Warner could possibly improve on this set, short of resurrecting Bogart himself to provide a commentary track. If I had TEN THUMBS to turn up and ONE HUNDRED STARS to issue, I’d still be doing scant justice to this magnificent effort.

Just get a copy and enjoy!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Coming in July – New DVD Reviews!

We’ve been watching, but we’ve been lax in reviewing.


July… That changes! ...And, we’ll have all the usual stuff too! So, keep reading!

Oh, today was 103 degrees! At what temperature, I wonder, do DVDs begin to melt? Much less people!