While we’re still rooting around the long box for WALTER
LANTZ NEW FUNNIES, let’s turn our attentions to Issue 165 (Cover Date:
November, 1950), home of the “Black and Red Woody Woodpecker Halloween Pumpkin
Gag” covered in THIS POST. But now, let’s
look in on Homer Pigeon!
To my knowledge, Homer Pigeon only appeared in three
cartoons but was, oddly, a mainstay of the Walter Lantz comic books – regularly
appearing from the 1940s thru ‘60s, and (via reprints in Gold Key’s Golden
Comics Digest) into the 1970s!
Unlike Woody Woodpecker and Andy Panda, Homer did not live
in a world largely populated by “human characters” with a side dish of other
funny animal characters like Wally Walrus or Charlie Chicken. Instead, Homer lived in a “world of birds” whose
structures were in the trees – with his town even named “Birdville”.
FUN FACT: Homer actually introduced Chilly Willy to comic books, as noted down somewhere in THIS POST.
Homer basically existed to win the affections of fickle “Carrie
Pigeon”, and thwart the schemes of his rival “Red Cardinal”. Or, so went the vast majority of his many
comic book stories.
Click to enlarge, for ease of reading!
Most often, an underhanded competitor for Carrie’s
attentions, in this tale Red is more of a moocher – who sponges off Homer,
rather than work for his meals.
Fed up with, uh… keeping Red fed, Homer sends the sponging nuisance
off with just a cup of coffee… because Homer’s such a good, soft heated
guy.
But, here the story takes an odd
turn – even for a Walter Lantz comic (often more loosely plotted than the
concurrent Disney comics we’re all accustomed to) about a separate civilization
of anthropomorphic birds!
Hungry Red decides to STEAL AN EGG to eat! Let’s not even try to think about what that
could possibly mean in a civilization of BIRDS!
See what I mean?
Really?
Then, THIS happens!
Red apparently draws the line at cannibalism, and wisely decides
to return the chick to its mother’s nest (After all “Dell Comics are GOOD
Comics”, or so said their “Pledge to Parents”), when Homer gets the drop on
him!
Yeah, if ANY logic could be applied to this bizarre
situation, it WOULD be that THIS is a “Law”!
Red is sentenced for his crime, according to bird law!
And, sentence is carried-out by an unusually bird-like
version of Woody’s rival “Buzz Buzzard” (so named on-panel)
Gotta love that the blindfold doesn't work!
Also gotta love that Buzz can’t count! …Or, maybe he CAN, and just took some more
licks for the hell of it!
So, the next time you see the comic book Donald Duck in jail,
think how different it COULD have been for him, if Walter Lantz and Universal
got DONALD from Disney, instead of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit!