Sob! Boo-Hoo! Wail!
Hey, SpongeBob… Why are you crying?
Sniff! Sniff! The Yankees FORGOT HOW TO HIT, and just LOST FOUR straight games to the Detroit Tigers -- ENDING their season! Sob!
Aw, don’t worry, Yellow-Guy… A-ROD and the gang will BE BACK next year to try again.
THAT’S WHY I’M CRYIN’! WAAAAAAAH!
…And that’s about all I’m gonna say about that!
...Except maybe he WON'T be back?