Showing posts with label Legendary Super-Pickax. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Legendary Super-Pickax. Show all posts

Monday, April 20, 2026

Ripples in Time Redux!

What better way to "re-do" a "Ripples in Time Redux" post than by leading off with the "B" Cover of MICKEY MOUSE #3 / Legacy Number #333 (Fantagraphics Books, Non-Displayed Cover Date: April, 2026)!

Worry not because here's the "A" Cover for "Ripples in Time", right on its time-traversing heels!  

...And, speaking of "time-traversing heels"... The Rhyming Man bids a fond adieu, to our heroic two! 

So, why "re-do" a "Ripples in Time Redux"?  

Because our new and much-valued friend "Mouse Maestro" has written a great piece on his Blog on "Ripples in Time: Part Two", and we feel that it deserves a linking post of its own in addition to simply leaving it buried in depths of the Comments Section of our previous post!  


And if, like Mickey, Uma, Goofy, and ol' Slimy Rhymey, you have the ability to travel in time, go back 30 minutes or so and ENJOY IT AGAIN -- for the FIRST TIME!  Repeat until done to a fine golden brown!  

And, if you get caught in an infinite time-loop of reading Mouse Maestro's piece again-and-again-and-again... well there are many worse ways to spend eternity!  





Naw, don't do that... Better to concentrate on FAR SUPERIOR THINGS... like THESE...

"Ripples in Time" Part One!

                    
Kari Korhonen's magnificent "McDuck Journals" series!

...And the fine works of Mouse Maestro! 
 ..."Casty and BEYOND", anyone?  

Sunday, August 18, 2024

TIAHBlog at 16 Presents 16 Covers -- Number Five: Desert Awesomeness!

If you were to describe the cover of BATMAN #244 (DC Comics, Cover Date: September, 1972) to someone who's never seen it, based strictly on what it looks like...

...You could honestly say "A unconscious Batman lies out in the desert, stripped of his costume - but still wearing his mask" and that "still wearing his mask" part would have it sound ridiculous!  I daresay it would conjure up images of  "Batman surfing, costumed in full cape and cowl". 

So much so that when I created a synopsis for this cover at GCD, I played it safe by simply writing: "Batman is left for dead in the desert by Ra's Al Ghul". 

Not that I don't LOVE "Surfing Batman and Joker" (I do!), but this amazing cover image by the great Neal Adams is ANYTHING BUT THAT!  


So, awesome is this cover, that I would put it in my Top Three - and would be hard pressed to name the other two... even in a Blog series like this that features covers that I like!  

I didn't have this issue at a teen-reader. I had made the conscious (albeit reluctant) choice to give up comic books earlier in the year... because, in those less-enlightened days, you just couldn't get girls if you were still reading comics!  ANY type of comics, not just "kids' comics"!  

I still remember the day that fateful decision was made...I remember a lot of things, don't I?  I had a girl over the house, and had carelessly left THIS COMIC out where it could be plainly seen!  


With retroactive apologies to both Cecil Beard and Jack Manning, who produced a typically good story for the time (with an unexpectedly oddball ending, I might add), I awkwardly went through an almost sit-com-y series of moves to distract "Doreen" (There, I said her name - hope she never reads this!) from seeing this book containing their work!  

I was successful in keeping both my reputation and relationship intact, but I solemnly vowed to never go through this again - so good bye, old friends... your sacrifice was for the greater good! 

Comics were easier to give up than I thought, thanks in large part to the Hanna-Barbera license going to Charlton in 1970, and the slow, inexorable decline that had begun infecting Gold Key since 1969. 

Where old favorites once looked like this...


...Sadly, they now looked like THIS!  

THESE THINGS or GIRLS?  Can ya BLAME ME? 

Batman had NOT gone into such decline by 1972, quite to the contrary, producing such fine issues as these during the previous year...
 
 Is that a "Legendary Super-Pickax" (Hi, Sergio!), or are you just "glad to see Batman"?  

...But, with my typically bad timing, Denny O'Neil and Neal Adams were literally revolutionizing Batman at the time, and would come up with their best work in introducing Ra's Al Ghul...

...And I JUST MISSED IT! 

Comics would start inching their way back into my life in 1980-1981, and would come full-roaring back before the end of the decade!  We were on our way toward a new world where guys no longer felt self-conscious about reading comics.  Heck, gals were now reading them too!  Vive La (lack of) Difference! 

If only this had happened sooner, when I could have kept buying them new at 15-35 cents each, instead of retroactively chasing those ghosts at dealer prices!  (Groan!)  

So there you have Cover Number Five: BATMAN #244 in all its (as the post title says) "Desert Awesomeness"!  A cover so nice I bought it twice!  My original mid-80s purchase...

...And another one to be autographed (on separate occasions - close to the turn of the century) by writer Denny O' Neil, artist Neal Adams, and interior story inker (later editor) Dick Giordano!  


 Denny O' Neil and Dick Giordano 

 Neal Adams 

...Where will we go for Number SIX?  Come back and find out!

Thursday, July 14, 2022

Adventures in Comic-Boxing: Never Bring a Pickax to a Gunfight...Unless...

The cover of GHOSTS #59 (DC Comics, Cover Date: December, 1977) would seem to bear out the old (shot-in-the) "chest"-nut that says "Never Bring a Knife (or a Pickax) to a Gunfight!"

UNLESS it's a pickax of the "Legendary Super" variety.  


...Then again... 


...Maybe it's just better to wait for a GHOST to come along and save you!



I'd say MUCH BETTER! 
And the MORE GHOSTS, the merrier! 

Wednesday, November 3, 2021

Adventures in Comic-Boxing: A First... From 1951?

No sooner than I received it, did I open and read the WHEATIES GIVEAWAY MINI COMIC: DONALD DUCK AND THE INCA IDOL (1951)...

...With cover by Carl Buettner and interior story art and lettering by Paul Murry!  

3/4 of the way through, I discovered something that would stop-the-heart of any true red-blooded collector, who also believes that comics should be READ - not merely hoarded in plastic cases!  


But, before I tell you exactly what that was, please READ THIS POST for a tiny bit of build up!  

Okay, let's go...


While reading it, and turning a page more than halfway through, I encountered some very slight resistance... as if some "sticky remnant from ages past" were holding the pages together at the upper-right corner.   

Unfortunately, this is not uncommon with older comics for which you are not the "original owner".  So, I applied a normal amount of non-damaging pressure to the page-turning, and it opened as expected.  ...And with no "sticky remnant residue" to be seen!  YAY!  

However, it was on the very next page-turn that the heart-stoppage would occur!  

The pages wouldn't turn open - not because of some "sticky remnant from ages past" - but because they had not been "machine-cut" to form separate pages as part of the printing process!!!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 

It means that NO ONE has ever read this issue before - because FOUR PAGES were rendered unviewable for not having been cut apart! 

While you're applying jumper-cables to your chest, I'll repeat it again...

NO ONE HAS EVER READ THIS ISSUE BEFORE - BECAUSE FOUR PAGES WERE RENDERED UNVIEWABLE FOR NOT HAVING BEEN CUT APART! 

Further, it means that between 1951 and 2021... I AM THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE EVER READ THIS PARTICULAR ISSUE!


WOW! 

Of course, in order to be the first and only one to have ever read this artifact from 1951, I had to perform the cuts that were not made in the production process of 70 (!) years ago!  ...And, by my not-so-steady-hand, this comic will henceforth never receive a grade of Near-Mint to Mint... (Note the more jagged cuts at the top of the images, to see where the pages were never cut in 1951!)



 ...But it was worth it to be the first person ever to see these pages!  

Any true fan and collector (who also values the READING of comic books) will understand the thrill! 

One has to wonder exactly how this book remained in such a virgin state given its publication so many years before price-guides and high-grade condition began to be worshiped!  And, if I find the notion of the many "ghosts" in my collection (and yours) to be fascinating, just imagine how I feel about this!   

Two final, unrelated notes before we go...

Paul Murry seems to have made a mistake in his lettering in the first (but not the second) panel of this page.  But, we can forgive him for "Uncle Donald" because it was 1951 - and he wasn't the "Donald Duck Guy" anyway!  


We can likewise forgive Donald for holding what might be a "Legendary Super-Pickax" on this issue's cover because that particular phrase wouldn't become an object of derision and ridicule for another few decades! 
Don't worry, lads... As long as he's not saying THIS! 

Wednesday, February 10, 2021

Adventures in Comic-Boxing: Quick, Robin, the Legendary Super Bat-Sledgehammer!

Wanna combat an adversary wielding a "Legendary Super-Pickax"?  (...as infamously described within this long post, for anyone who might not know what I'm referring to!)


...Or ANY ol' pickax, for that matter?  


Just follow the example of the Caped Crusader, as seen in BATMAN #269 (DC Comics, Cover Date: November, 1975)...


...And reach for a "Legendary Super Bat-Sledgehammer"! 


If you didn't pack one in your utility belt, and your sidekick's not around to get it from the car, you can always just BORROW one from an obliging assailant! 


Okay... Not exactly an authorized "Legendary Super Bat-Sledgehammer" - but, in Batman's hands, almost ANYTHING becomes "Legendary and Super"! 



Dig those cah-raaazy sound effects, Man!    KRONNGG  (...and, strangest of all) TUCK (?) 

I guess, by the mid-seventies the old Bat-standards POW!, BAM!, BIFF!, and CRAACK! had become passé.  I can kinda "hear" KRONNGG but what, exactly, does TUCK sound like, anyway?  


By knocking him out, is Batman TUCKing the bad guy into bed for a long night's sleep?  

And, if he were do this repeatedly, for a long period of time, would even Batman get... TUCKered-out? 

Ah, I've got it... A limerick!  

A sledgehammer blow went TUCK! It...
left its recipient to say, "Oh..". 
...I CAN'T DO IT!  I JUST CAN'T!  SORRY! 


Instead, I'll just kinda-sorta gracefully exit, leaving you with this thought...

At least the "Legendary Super Pickax" weaponized against Batman... 
 

...DIDN'T BREAK!  

 

...KRONNGG and  TUCK made for BETTER DIALOGUE, too! 
 

Even BATMAN "feels our pain" over this!