Friday, August 19, 2011
SpongeBob’s Birth Date – and Other Vital Statistics!
License Number: A1356021. Expiration: 12-11-03.
124 CONCH STREET
Sex: M. Hair: Yellow. Eyes: Blue.
Ht: 0’04” (That’s FOUR INCHES, folks!)
Wt: 1 oz.
That would have made SpongeBob LESS THAN FIFTEEN at the time it aired (Old enough to FLOAT, but not VOTE!)… and over 25 at the time of this Blog post!
How ‘bout that! They give drivers licenses to 14 year old goofy sponge kids in Bikini Bottom. I’m stayin’ off the roads in THAT place!
Of course, maybe 14 in “Sponge Years” is something else entirely!