What I did today!
What I didn’t do today, but wish I did!
Yes, this means I’d rather jump out of a water tower (at great risk of bodily injury, I might add) than discover a supernaturally placed shovel, impossibly positioned in a massive snowdrift, with no logical way to account for how it could possibly have gotten there!
…Or, maybe I’d just rather watch more of that great ANIMANIACS DVD, than spend most of my day shoveling over a foot of February nor’easter snow. Ya, think? Maybe? Huh?