Monday, August 10, 2020

Legendary Super-Pickaxes (plural)

Okay, regular readers... by the title, you probably have SOME idea of what's coming! 

You know it (for its infamy)... 

You love it (as a "good example of something bad")... 

You eat it for breakfast (better than *reading* it)... 

And, if you're lucky, you "expel it" via the physiological method of your choice before lunch!    

Ready... (all together now)... it's the... (wait for it)...

LEGENDARY SUPER-PICKAX!  

So, what's better than ONE "Legendary Super-Pickax?  

I dunno... but try this one on for size! 

Ouch! Make up your own story on how these two items can possibly go-together, while I quietly walk-away, softly whistling.  


Admit it, folks... I inadvertently made this dreadful exercise in dialogue creation a "Legend" in itself!


 Just don't hurt MY car because of it!  

4 comments:

  1. That car is not an Accura, so it lacked Integra!

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  2. You know, Joe, you keep bringing up this harmless Legendary Super-Pickax incident… Why some might say you had a bone to pick with these people! Maybe an axe to grind!

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  3. You guys keep outdoing me on this thing! Keep it up!

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